Good morning gay world, my name is Disnarc and I thought I would start to blog..........
I am 43 years old, married to Greg and we have a 14 year old son and a 3 year old beagle girl called Holly-May. We have just moved to Guernsey from Truro in Cornwall and I thought it would be a good idea to keep a log of my new life.
I know your thinking why has a old Queen ended up on an island ? Well, my dear husband was offered a job on the island and we really could not say no. Well I could have said no but I knew I had to leave Truro when told my sister is due to move there in a couple of years and no one was going to get me to stay in the same place as her. So everything was packed up. I was bubble wrapped up to my nipples and we moved over here 3 weeks ago. We are staying in an apartment until our cottage is ready and all our furniture and life ( all my clothes, hair products, shoes etc etc) are in storage until we move in.
There are things you must know about me first. I cannot hide being Gay. It pours from me in bucket loads. There is not one butch bone in my body, even if you put me in an army uniform and gave me a gun I could make that look camp. I never hold back in saying what needs to be said, so if you think your ass looks big in something I will tell you. Best example is I think I am the only person to have told the present Bishop of Truro he's a twat twice to his face. So no one frightens me from a millionaire to a beggar I treat everyone the same. Well that is a slight lie, lesbians and some members of my family I have issues with but that is for the future.
How the fuck is a small island going to cope with a Queen like me ?
How the fuck is a Queen like me going to cope with a small island?
Does this island sell Sloe gin?
Will I be able to find good fag hags?
These are a couple of questions my blog is going to try and answer as I try and make a new and fun life for my family here on Guernsey, with a little bit of campness and a lot of smiles.
Whoever reads my blogs I hope you enjoy.
I hope everyone has a Fab Gay Day.
Disnarc
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Love it, have fun with this x
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